Life of a Show Cow- Tallow Deodorant

“🎶🎵Hey. Thank you for the lovely bale of hay.               You’re sweeter than my feed, but you don’t know the life of a show cow, babe.🎵🎶”

🪩💚The glitz, the glam, the ribbons, the trophies- she’s got it ALL- on the outside! What’s underneath——now that’s where things get… Stinky? Sweaty? (Ain’t that the truth!) Introducing our newest member of the Fat Girl Tallow Family- LIFE OF A SHOW COW- TALLOW DEODORANT 🪩💚 if there was ever a recipe your girl was proud of, this is it! Life of a Show Cow is a completely NON TOXIC, locally sourced- tallow based deodorant that ACTUALLY works! What a concept! NO baking soda, NO aluminum- just a natural blend of anti microbial, antibacterial, hydrating, healing, and anti inflammatory ingredients that’s gentle enough for even the most sensitive of pits. “But Fat Girl- Will I still sweat?”- YES- because your body NEEDS to sweat!! ….. But will you stink- “NO!”

Life of a Show Cow Tallow Deoderant stops odor at the source, while still allowing your body to naturally sweat. Lightly scented with therapeutic grade essential oils, add a subtle touch of scent- without overwhelming your senses or disrupting your hormones. Here’s the best part- ladies… this passes the “blue collar, working husband- smell check”…. Ask me how I know! 

🎵🎶“I bought a ticket;                                                          She’s set up in her halter and show clip-                                  50 ringside, zero missteps- Looking back, I guess it was kismet” 🎵🎶

PS- Swifty- I am not. Opportunist- you bet!

 Ingredients include: locally sourced grassfed beef tallow, hexane free castor oil, locally sourced beeswax, hemp seed oil, magnesium hydroxide, unrefined organic coconut oil, organic mango butter, organic cocoa butter, non nano zinc oxide, vitamin e (derived from sunflowers), theraputic grade pure essential oils: +- lemon, juniper berry, sweet orange, vanilla, clove, key lime, blue tansy, pink grapefruit, bergamot

75g/2.6 ounces- Clear, plastic, screw top container

Instructions for use: gently press stick to pit. Allow tallow to warm up for two to three seconds, then swipe- covering your armpit. For best results apply every 8-12 hours.

*the sweet orange and vanilla scent will have tiny brown speckles at the top of the product- not to worry- this is just the natural vanilla essential oil- one swipe and it will be gone! 

*avoid direct contact with eyes and mouth. If rash  or irritation occurs, discontinue use- you will goose!