Beefy with the Good Hair- (Alfalfa Infused) Hair Perfume

Picture this: long long ago- your (much younger) Fat Girl- ink feather and candlelight flickering-delirious-(slightly spastic)- overly caffeinated- finalizing her masters thesis on cultured alfalfa and ruminate digestion- boom- EPIPHANY strikes- “wow- alfalfa is amazing!”

Fast forward a few thousand decades- same Fat Girl- (still slightly spastic and overly caffeinated)- tediously concocting a non toxic, hair perfume formula that actually stimulates hair growth and promotes hair health and moisture- boom- same EPIPHANY- “wow- alfalfa is amazing!”

Queens- I present to you- Beefy with the Good Hair- our alfalfa infused glowing hair perfume in our new signature scent; Honey Le-MOO-nade. She’s sexy, she’s sweet, she’s not overbearing, she’s a non toxic baddie, and she hosts loads of benefits for your locks… oh and she SPARKLES (because, of course SHE does). Our unique blend of alfalfa, oat, argan, dried marshmallow leaf/and coconut, and theraputic grade essential oils all lend to a gorgeous profile rich in ceramides, antioxidants, and vitamin E, K, A, C will have you guilt free- whilst smelling like a glowing, honey drenched lemon goddess 🍋🍯🐝

Ingredients include: Ingredients: Distilled water, organic Witch Hazel, marshmallow/coconut extract, sandalwood and amber hydrosol, non GMO Natural-vegetable glycerine (derived from sunflowers), Alfalfa extract Tincture, argon and oat oil, pure Therapeutic grade essential oils:+- lemongrass, Cypress, Ho Wood ,Jasmine Absolute, sweet orange, Cistus Absolute, Rose- Bulgarian Absolute, Black Tea Absolute, Ylang Ylang, Cinnamon- Bark, Vanilla CO2, organic vanilla extract, organic alcohol +-ethically sourced mica

50 ML airless plastic mist bottle

Directions for use- need a refresh? Use on dry hair- SHAKE (like a lot) - hold bottle 3-4 inches from hair- then spritz into hair sections- allow to dry- sniff and glow! (Don’t worry light haired girlies, the warm glow glitter will not stain or discolor light hair!)

—-*Fat girl tip- looking for a glowing setting spray——- yep- give Beefy with the Good Hair a try- she can DO BOTH!

*avoid direct contact with eyes and mouth- if rash appears, discontinue use- you silly goose.

*essential oils are not recommended for Use on anyone under the age of two.